As old wives and mothers, this is what we would tell our 18 year old selves ;) Of course it is in list form because, let's face it, we are in a list day and age! While at work, in the bathroom or waiting in line somewhere we tune anything out that is a novel but our eyes can quickly skim the wealth of knowledge below. ;)
1.Seriously, you ARE NOT fat!! You don't even know what cellulite is! You'll know what I am talking about a few years from now...
2. Buying jeans for $100 doesn't make you look cool, it makes you look stupid.
3. People who care if you wear $100 jeans will not be your 'BFF'.
4. Stop stressing over guys...or one particular guy. There are many others out there who would love a chance to get to know you and your foxy ways...But don't date around too much because people may peg you as a horrrrrrrrible person.
5. Invest in a great pair of spanks. As in, you can skip the $80 handbag and grab $80 spanks. Your thighs and facebook pics will thank you.
6. Stick with your girlfriends and Jesus because they'll never leave you.
7. Don't take the top bunk in the dorms. There are too many times you may not make it to the bathroom at 3am. No one wants to room with a bed wetter.
8. 'Nighty dresses' should not take the place of a regular summer dress...because in sunlight, while walking to class, they are see-through.
9. Laxatives are not considered a diet plan, they are considered 'punishment for everything you have ever done wrong and you probably wont make it out of your bunk in time to release your intestinal fury".
10. Stop using words like hizzy...and fo rizzle.
11. Retire your 'boots with the fur'.
12. 'Adults' don't know everything. Seriously. Don't let them put you down or your dreams. DO NOT LET ANYONE LOOK DOWN ON YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE YOUNG.
13. Make 3am Walmart runs. It builds character.
14. When you are bored don't go to the drunk tattoo artist for a piercing...Piercings will not attract your husband, but they will attract infection.
15. Listen to your parents. They really know what's best for you.
16. SMILEEEEEE.
17. Stop trying to graduate earlyyyyy! College is your big kid playground.
18. TAKE PICTURES...and PRINT them out.
Here are a few pictures during our formative years.
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